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He rawe a Dick
E kore ahau e haere i mua i tetahi kaitarai pera.
E hiahia ana ahau ki a koutou kotiro Ufa karanga
Ki taku whakaaro kei te mohio te tane kei te kiriata tonu tana wahine. Titiro ki tera - he hopuoro kei runga i tona pokohiwi maui, e hono ana ki tana waea. Kei te oho ia i te kainga ka rongo ia i tana wahine Ahia e korerorero ana me te tangata i muri mai i runga i te rakau. Hei whakamakuku i aua u ki te cum - ka uru ano ahau ki te raina! Titiro ki te pikinga ake o ana parani i runga i aua potiki - he maha nga mea hei whakauru!
I makona te kaihoko ki te kaiwhakahaere me tona tinana, me te mea kua whakaaetia ia ki te tiki i tana hiahia i roto i te peeke.
Kaore au e aro ki te kuhu rua.
Ko nga ataata e pa ana
He aha te kaihe reka e hiahia ana ahau ki te pa atu me te rongo!